LX 3000 "Scientific LAZ0R!!!" Testing Logs

LX 3000

Scientific Laser- oh, I mean, LAZ0R!!!!! cutter

Test Log

Item: A sign with the words "if u destroy this ur gay".

Result: Item was unharmed.

''Note: We should work on this so we can use it in the field. - Supreme Leader Founder Zarcana''

Item: A brick

Result: Item was cut normally.

Item: A plank of wood

Result: Item burst into flames, causing a large fire before a researcher could extinguish it with a fire extinguisher.

Addendum: The scientist who proposed this idea is currently under review.

Item: One (1) can of Coca-Cola

Result: Item was cut open normally.

Note: wtf theres like coca-cola everywhere - Omega-Base Director OperatorTheDope

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